Film Blitz Archive

This page is the archive of all reviews written up until May 2016, which were lovingly crafted by hand in HTML. Bringing them in to WordPress will be time-consuming and tedious, but I do not want to lose them, so have ported over the HTML versions to start with. The internal links should more or less work, but I’m not prepared to guarantee anything. I’m slowly copying them over into the “modern” format: don’t hold your breath. What’s below are the ones remaining to be done. Since it’s an archive, these pages will not otherwise be updated, but I may point over to specific reviews from the main site, when appropriate.

The origin of the ‘Film Blitz’ concept was REALLY short reviews – literally two or three lines initially – but I’ve pruned out those which were less than 100 words, as they really had nothing to say. Anything written pre-2004 will have a Dec 31, 2003 date as a place-holder, even if they may date from as far back as 1989.

KEY

+ – extracted from general articles, and might make more sense if read there!
[ ] – The grade/score for the film (where one was assigned).
italics – Reviews which may be in the TC archives. Or maybe not.

A note on ratings. These days, the vast bulk of movies will get a grade between B and D – anything above or below that is soundly recommended or unquestionably to be avoided, respectively. Earlier reviews may not be quite on the same scale: a B+ from a decade ago is not as impressive as one awarded now. I’ve been dating my reviews for a number of years now, so you should be able to get some idea of when they were written, and take that into account.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Box-sets

G

• God of Gamblers III: Back to Shanghai
• God of Vampires [C+]
• And God Said To Cain [B]
• God Told Me To [B-]
• God’s Gun [B-]
• The Godfather, I-III [B]
• Godzilla (Edwards) [B] *
• Godzilla (Emmerich) *
• Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack [C-]
• Godzilla 2000 [C+]
• Godzilla: Final Wars [B]
• Godzilla vs. Mothra: The Battle For Earth [B+]
• Goke: Bodysnatcher From Hell [D]
• The Golden Child [B-]
• The Golden Years [C-]
• Goldeneye
• Goldfinger
• Gone Baby Gone [B-]
• Gone in Sixty Seconds (Halicki) [C+]
• Gone in Sixty Seconds (Sena) [C-]
• Gonin [C]
• Good Against Evil [D+]
• Good Neighbors [C-]
• A Good Night to Die [C-]
• The Good, The Bad and The Ugly [B-]
• The Good Son [C-]
• Goodbye Uncle Tom [B]
• Goodfellas [B]
• The Goonies [D]
• Goregasm [?]
• Gorgasm
• The Gorgon [C-]
• Gotcha! [C+]
• Goth (Sykes) [C+]
• Goth (Takahashi) [C+]
• GothKill [C+]
• Grabbers [B]
• Grace [B-]
• Gran Torino [B]
• The Grandmaster [C-]
• The Great American Snuff Film [B]
• The Great Silence [B+]
• Green [B+]
• The Green Inferno [C]
• The Green Monster [B-]
• Green Street [B]
• Greenfingers [C]
• Gremlins [A-]
• Gremlins 2 [B+]
• The Grifters [D]
• Grim Prairie Tales [4/10]
• Grimm Love [C-]
• Grindhouse XXX [D]
• Grosse Pointe Blank
• Grotesque [B-]
• Groundhog Day [B]
• The Gruesome Twosome
• Grupo 7 [C+]
• The Guard from Underground [B]
• Guardians of the Galaxy [B-]
• The Guinea Pig series *
  • #1. The Devil’s Experiment [C+]
  • #2. Flower of Flesh and Blood [B]
  • #3. He Never Dies [C-]
  • #4. Mermaid in a Manhole [B-]
  • #5. Android of Notre Dame [D]
  • #6. Devil Woman Doctor [B-]
• Guinea Pig: Flower of Flesh and Blood
• Gulliver’s Travels [C-]
• Gummo [C-]
• Gunblast Vodka [C+]
• Gunhed
• The Gunman [C]
• Guns & Talks [B+]
• Gut [C-]
• The Guyver — see Mutronics +
• Guyver: Dark Hero
• Gwendoline
• The Gypsy [D]

H

• H-8 [B-]
• Hairspray [6/10]
• Halálkeringö [C+]
• Halloween (Carpenter) [B]
• Halloween (Zombie) [B-]
• Halloween II (Zombie) [D]
• Halloween Night [C+]
• Hamlet [7/10]
• Hancock [B-]
• Hangar 10 [D-]
• The Hangover [C+]
• The Hand That Rocks the Cradle + [B]
• The Handmaid’s Tale [D+]
• Hands of the Ripper
• Hangmen [D-]
• Hannibal [D]
• Hannibal Rising [D]
• Hansel and Gretel [C+]
• Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters [B-]
• Happiness of the Katakuris [B]
• The Happy Couple [B]
• Hard Bounty [C]
• The Hard Way [7/10]
• The Hard Word [B+]
• Hardcover
• The Harder They Come [B-]
• Hardware [8/10]
• Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle [B-]
• Harry Brown [B-]
• Harry Potter
  • Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone [B]
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets [C-]
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban [C]
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire [C+]
  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix [B-]
  • Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince [C]
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1 [C+]
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 [B]
• Hatchet [B-]
• Hatchet II [D+]
• Hatchet III [C+]
• Hatchet for the Honeymoon [B-]
• Hate 2O [C+]
• The Hateful Eight [C]
• Hatred of a Minute [C-]
• The Haunted Casino [D-]
• The Haunting (de Bont) *
• The Haunting (Wise) *
• The Haunting of Rebecca Verlaine [C-]
• The Haunting of 24 [C-]
• Have a Good Funeral, My Friend… Sartana Will Pay [B-]
• A Hazard of Hearts [8/10]
• The Hazing [B]
• He Never Died [C+]
• Head Above Water [B-]
• The Hearse [C-]
• Heart of America [C]
• Heart of Dragon [D-]
• Heart of Midnight [C]
• Heartstopper [C]
• Heathers [A]
• Heaven [C]
• Heavenly Creatures [B]
• The Heavy [B-]
• Heavy Petting [7/10]
• Heist [B-]
• Hell Baby [C+]
• Hell House [C+]
• Hell Island [7/10]
• Hellblock 13 [D]
• Hellbound: Book of the Dead [C-]
• Hellboy [C+]
• Hellboy II: The Golden Army [B+]
• Hellgate [3/10]
• The Hellraiser series
  • Hellraiser [B]
  • Hellbound: Hellraiser II [B-]
  • Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth [C-]
  • Hellraiser: Bloodline [C]
  • Hellraiser: Inferno [D]
• Henry V [7/10]
• Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer [B+]
• Hero [B+]
• Heroes Shed No Tears [B-]
• Heroic Duo [B-]
• Heroic Trio [A]
• Hexed [D+]
• The Hidden [A-]
• Hidden Agenda [C-]
• The Hidden Blade [B]
• Hide [C+]
• Hide and Creep [C+]
• Hideous! [D+]
• High Desert [C]
• High Risk
• High School Hellcats [C]
• High Voltage [D]
• Highlander: Endgame [B-]
• Highway to Hell
• The Hiking Trip [B-]
• The Hills Have Eyes [B-]
• Hip Hop Locos [D]
• A History of Violence [B-]
• The Hitcher (Meyers) [D]
• The Hitcher (Red) [A-]
• The Hitcher II [C+]
• The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy [B-]
• Hitman (Gens) [D+]
• Hitman (Tung) [B-]
• Hitman: Agent 47 [C]
• Hitwoman [B-]
• HK: Hentai Kamen [C+]
• The Hobbit
  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey [B-]
  • The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug [B-]
  • The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies [B+]
• Hobbs End [D-]
• Hobo With A Shotgun [B+]
• Hoboken Hollow [D+]
• The Holding [B]
• Hollow Man
• Hollywood Scream Queen Hot Tub Party [B]
• Holy Virgin vs. The Evil Dead [C+]
• Home Sweet Home [D-]
• Homicide [C+]
• Hong Kong 1941 [B-]
• Hooking Up [D]
• La Horde [B]
• A Horrible Way to Die [C-]
• Horror Express [C]
• Horror Hotel [C]
• Horse Feathers [C+]
• The Host [C]
• Hostage [C]
• Hostel [C+]
• Hostel II [C+]
• Hot Fuzz [B]
• Hot Love
• Hot Tub Time Machine [C-]
• Hot War [B+]
• The House at the End of Time [C+]
• House of 1000 Corpses [C+]
• House of Forbidden Secrets [C]
• House of Games [B-]
• House of the Dead [C+]
• House on Haunted Hill (Castle) [B]
• The House on Haunted Hill (Malone) [D+]
• The House That Dripped Blood [B-]
• The House Where Evil Dwells [3/10]
• The House With 100 Eyes [B]
• How to Lose Friends & Alienate People [C]
• Howard the Duck
• Howl’s Moving Castle [B]
• The Howling II
• H.R.Pukenshette [C+]
• Hrafninn flygur [B-]
• H6: Diary of a Serial Killer [C+]
• The Hudsucker Proxy [A]
• Humains [C-]
• Human Pork Chop [D]
• The Human Race [C]
• The Hunger [C+]
• The Hunt For Red October [B]
• The Hunted [D]
• Hunted By Night [C+]
• HuntingForBambi.com [D]
• The Hurt Locker [B]
• The Hustle [C+]
• Hypnosis [C]

I

• I am Legend [C+]
• I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
• I Changed My Sex [5/10]
• I Don’t Want To Be Born [C-]
• I Drink Your Blood [B-]
• I Eat Your Skin [C+]
• I Hate You [C-]
• I Hired A Contract Killer [9/10]
• I Love Maria [8/10]
• I, Frankenstein [C]
• I, Robot [D]
• I Still Know What You Did Last Summer [D-]
• I’m a Cyborg, But That’s OK [C+]
• I’m Gonna Git You Sucka [8/10]
• Ice Age
  • Ice Age [B-]
  • Ice Age: The Meltdown [C+]
  • Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs [C+]
• Ice From The Sun [D]
• Ice Queen [D]
• Iceman (Schepisi) [B-]
• Iceman (Law) [D+]
• The Iceman Cometh [B+]
• Ichi the Killer [B]
• ID:A [B-]
• Idiocracy [B-]
• Igby Goes Down [C+]
• Igor [B-]
• The Illusionist [B-]
• Ils (Them) [B]
• Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks [8/10]
• The Immoral Mr. Teas [7/10]
• Immortals [C]
• El Imperio de la Fortuna [C-]
• Import Export [C+]
• Impostor [D+]
• Imprint [C-]
• In Broad Daylight [8/10]
• In Bruges [B+]
• In Dreams [B-]
• In My Father’s Den [C+]
• In Fear [D+]
• In Our Name [C+]
• In the Lap of God
• In The Line of Duty 3 + [B+]
• In The Line of Duty 4 + [A]
• In The Line of Duty 5 + [D-]
• In The Loop [B+]
• In The Year 2889 [D]
• Inbred [B+]
• Inception [B-]
• Incident at Loch Ness [B+]
• The Incredible Mr. Limpet [C+]
• The Incredible Petrified World [D-]
• The Incredibles [B+]
• The Incredibly Strange People Show [B-]
• Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull [C]
• Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
• Infection [B+]
• Infernal Affairs [B+]
• Infernal Affairs II [B]
• Infernal Affairs III [D+]
• Inferno [C]
• Infestation [B]
• Inglourious Bastards [B]
• The Inherited [C-]
• Inner Senses [C+]
• Innocent Blood [B-]
• Los Inocentes [C]
• Insan [C]
• Inside Man [B-]
• Insomnia [B-]
• The Insurgents [B]
• Intacto [B-]
• The International [B-]
• Interstellar [B]
• Interview with the Assassin [C]
• Into the Mirror [C]
• The Intruder [E+]
• The Invasion [C-]
• Invasion of the Bee Girls [C-]
• The Invention of Lying [B]
• The Invisible [D+]
• Invitation to a Suicide [B-]
• Ip Man [B-]
• The Iris Effect [C+]
• Iron Angels
• Iron Doors [C-]
• The Iron Giant [B-]
• The Iron Lady [B+]
• Iron Man [B]
• Iron Man 2 [C]
• Iron Monkey [B+]
• Iron Sky [B]
• Ironclad [C]
• The Irrefutable Truth About Demons [B]
• Island of the Dead [E]
• Isolation [B-]
• It Lives Again
• It’s Alive

J

• J’Embrasse Pas [D-]
• Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit [C]
• Jack’s Back
• The Jackal [D-]
• Jackass: The Movie [B]
• Jackass Number Two [B-]
• Jackboots on Whitehall [C]
• The Jacket [C-]
• Jackie Chan – My Story [B+]
• Jackpot [C+]
• Jackson County Jail [C]
• Jacob’s Ladder [A]
• Jane White is Sick and Twisted [B+]
• Jason X [B]
• Jawbreaker
• Jaws [B+]
• Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [C-]
• JCVD [B-]
• Jean de Florette [A]
• Jeepers Creepers [B-]
• Jeepers Creepers 2 [B-]
• Jennifer’s Body [D]
• The Jerky Boys
• Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter [B]
• Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter [B]
• Jesus of Montreal [9/10]
• Jet Li’s Fearless [C+]
• John Carpenter’s Ghosts of Mars [D]
• John Carpenter’s Vampires
• John Carter [C-]
• John Tucker Must Die [F]
• John Wick [B]
• Johnny Dangerously [C+]
• Joshua [C+]
• Joyride [D+]
• Juan of the Dead [B-]
• Judge Dredd [C]
• Judgement Night [C+]
• July 13th [D]
• Jumanji [D+]
• Jumper [D-]
• Junk [C-]
• Jurassic Park [B-]
• Jurassic World [C+]
• Just Before Dawn [C+]
• Just Friends [B-]

K

• K2 [C+]
• Kaiju Big Battel
  • Kaiju Big Battel: Mayhem in the Atrium III [C+]
  • Kaiju Big Battel: Terebi Sento [B+]
  • Kaiju Big Battel: Shocking Truth [B+]
• Kalibre 35 [C-]
• Kali-Film [7/10]
• Kamikaze
• Keetje Tippel + [C+]
• The Keeper of Lost Causes [B]
• Khakee [B+]
• Kibakichi [B-]
• Kibakichi 2 [D+]
• Kichiku: Banquet of the Beasts [D]
• Kick-Ass [B]
• Kick-Ass 2 [C+]
• Kidnap [C]
• Kiki’s Delivery Service + [D-]
• Kill Bill, Volume 1 [C+]
• Kill Bill, Volume 2 [B]
• Kill Cruise [C]
• Kill for Me [C]
• Kill List [C+]
• Kill Me Three Times [C-]
• Kill Them and Eat Them [D-]
• Kill Zone: S.P.L. [B]
• Killer: A Journal of Murder
• The Killer [B, 7/10]
• Killer By Nature [C-]
• The Killer Condom [C-]
• The Killer Inside Me [D]
• Killer Tumbleweeds [C+]
• Killers [D+]
• Killers Eroticus [C+]
• Killing Ariel [B-]
• Killing Cinderella [C]
• Killing Emmett Young [D]
• The Killing Room [C+]
• The Kindred [5/10]
• King Arthur [B]
• King Kong [B]
• King of Comedy [C+]
• King of the Lost World [C-]
• King of New York [B]
• King of the Zombies [C+]
• The Kingdom I+II [B]
• Kingsman: The Secret Service [B-]
• Kinky Killers [D-]
• The Kiss (Densham)
• The Kiss (Bechard) [B]
• Kiss of the Dragon [C+]
• Kiss of the Vampire (Sharp) [D+]
• Kiss of the Vampire (Tornatore) [D+]
• A Knight’s Tale [C]
• Knights
• Knights of Badassdom [C]
• Knockout *
• Knowing [C-]
• Koi…Mil Gaya [C+]
• Kolobos [D-]
• Koma [B-]
• Kriegerin [C]
• Krishna Cottage [C]
• Kristy [D]
• Kung Fu Cult Master [D-]
• Kung Fu Hustle [B+]
• Kung Fu Jungle [C+]
• Kung Fu Panda [C-]
• Kung Pow – Enter the Fist [C+]
• Kurt and Courtney [B-]

L

• Lady Blood [D+]
• Lady Cocoa [B-]
• Lady Dracula [C+]
• Lady Frankenstein [C]
• Lady Furious [C]
• The Lady in White
• Lady Jane [7/10]
• Lair of the White Worm
• Lake Placid [B]
• Lakeview Terrace [C+]
• Lana – Königin der Amazonen [C]
• Land of the Dead [B-]
• Land of the Minotaur [C-]
• Language of the Enemy [C+]
• Laputa: Castle in the Sky + [A]
• Lara Croft, Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life [B-]
• Las Vegas Bloodbath [D+]
• The Last Blood [B]
• The Last Boy Scout [C+]
• The Last Days [B]
• Last Exit to Brooklyn [8/10]
• The Last Exorcism [B]
• Last Hero In China [C+]
• Last Hours in Suburbia [C-]
• Last House on the Left (Craven) [D-]
• Last House on the Left (Iliadis) [C+]
• The Last Man on Earth [C-]
• Last Night [B+]
• The Last Request [B-]
• Last Run [C+]
• The Last Samurai [C-]
• The Last Supper [B-]
• The Last Temptation of Christ [C+]
• The Last Woman on Earth [D]
• The Lathe of Heaven [C-]
• Lavalantula [C]
• Law-Abiding Citizen [C+]
• Layer Cake [C+]
• The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen [D+]
• The League of Gentlemen’s Apocalypse [D+]
• Left Behind *
• Legend of a Professional [D-]
• The Legend of Lucy Keyes [C+]
• Legend of the Dragon [C+]
• Legend of the Fist: The Return of Chen Zhen [C+]
• The Legend of the Holy Drinker [8/10]
• Legend of the Phantom Rider [C+]
• Legend of the Sacred Stone [B]
• The Legend of Zu [C-]
• Legion [C]
• Legion of the Dead (Bales) [D]
• Legion of the Dead (Ittenbach) [C+]
• Leningrad Cowboys Go America [6/10]
• Leon [A+]
• Lesbian Vampire Killers [B-]
• Lessons for an Assassin [D+]
• Let Him Have It [B+]
• Let Me In [C+]
• Let the Right One In [B]
• Lethal Dose [B-]
• Lethal Obsession [C+]
• Lethal Weapon 2 [5/10]
• Letters to an Unknown Lover [B]
• Leviathan
• Ley Lines [B-]
• The Libertine [D+]
• Licence to Kill
• Licence to Kill — re-viewed
• License to Steal [B+]
• Life of Pi [C]
• Lifeforce [B] *
• The Lift [7/10]
• Lighthouse [C-]
• Lights in the Dusk [B]
• The Lincoln Lawyer [B-]
• Linnea Quigley’s Horror Workout Video [1/10]
• The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe [C+]
• Liquid Dreams [D+]
• Little Big League [C+]
• Little Boy Blue [B+]
• The Little Mermaid [8/10]
• Live and Let Die
• Live Feed [C]
• Live Free or Die Hard [C]
• The Living Daylights
• Living Doll [6/10]
• Lluvia De Luna [C-]
• Lobos de Arga [C+]
• Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels [B+]
• Lockout [C+]
• Lolita [B-]
• The Long Good Friday [B]
• The Long Kiss Goodnight
• The Longest Yard [C]
• Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World [C+]
• Lord of Illusions [C]
• Lord of the Rings
  • Fellowship of the Ring [A-]
  • The Two Towers [B]
  • Return of the King [A]
• Lord of War [B-]
• Lorna [6/10]
• The Losers [C-]
• The Lost Boys [B-]
• Lost Highway [B-]
• Lost in Space [C-]
• The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra [B]
• The Lost Son [B-]
• Lost Soul [B-]
• Lost Treasure of the Maya [C]
• Love Exposure [B-]
• Love, Honour and Obey [B]
• Love on Delivery
• Love to Kill [B]
• The Loved Ones [C+]
• The Lovely Bones [C-]
• Lover of the Monster [C+]
• Lucky Number Slevin [B-]
• Lucky Seven 1 + 2 [B and B-]
• Lupin III + [D]
• Lupin III: Castle of Cagliostro + [B+]
• Lure: Teen Fight Club [D+]
• Lust for a Vampire

M

• M.Butterfly [C-]
• Machete [B-]
• Machete Kills [C-]
• Machine [C+]
• The Machinist [B+]
• Mad Max [C]
• Mad Max 2 [B+]
• Madagascar [B-]
• Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa [C+]
• Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted [C+]
• Made in Romania [C+]
• Madhouse [C-]
• Madmen of Mandoras [D]
• Maggie [C]
• Magic Cop [9/10]
• The Magic Crystal [A-]
• Magnificent Scoundrels
• Magnificent Warriors [7/10]
• Magnum of Love’s Destiny + [C+]
• Mago [B-]
• Magus [C+]
• The Maid [C+]
• Major League [C+]
• Malediction [C+]
• Malibu Beach [C]
• Malibu High [B-]
• Malice in Wonderland [B-]
• [email protected] [C+]
• Mammoth [D-]
• Man Behind the Sun [B]
• Man Bites Dog [B-]
• A Man In Love [4/10]
• The Man in the Iron Mask [C-]
• Man on Fire [C]
• Man on Wire [B]
• The Man Who Collected Food [B-]
• The Man Who Wasn’t There [D+]
• The Man with the Golden Gun
• The Manchurian Candidate (Demme) [C]
• The Manchurian Candidate (Frankenheimer) [A-]
• The Mangler
• Maniac (Khalfour) [B]
• Maniac (Lustig) [C+]
• Maniacts [C+]
• The Manitou [C+]
• Manon des Sources [A]
• Manos: The Hands of Fate [B]
• Mar Negro [B+]
• Marble Hornets [D-]
• The Marine [B-]
• Mars [D]
• The Martian [B]
• Martyrs [A-]
• The Mask of Zorro [B-]
• Massacre [D-]
• The Match Factory Girl [6/10]
• The Matrix *
• The Matrix Reloaded [C+]
• The Matrix Revolutions [B]
• A Matter of Life and Death [C]
• Max Payne [C]
• Maximum Impact [C+]
• May [B-]
• Mayhem Motel [D-]
• Mean Girls [B]
• Mean Johnny Burrows [D+]
• Mean Machine [B]
• Meat Grinder [D+]
• The Mechanic [C+]
• The Medallion [D-]
• Medusa [C+]
• The Medusa Touch [C+]
• Meek’s Cutoff [D-]
• Mega Python vs. Gatoroid [B-]
• Megaforce 7.9 [C-]
• Megamind [B-]
• Meet the Applegates [6/10]
• Meet the Feebles + [B+]
• Meet the Hollowheads
• Meet the Spartans [C]
• Meltdown: Days of Destruction [D]
• Memento [B+]
• The Memory of a Killer [B]
• Men in Black II [B-]
• Men of Respect [D]
• Merantau [C]
• Mercury Rising [D-]
• Mercy [D-]
• Mermaids [6/10]
• Mesa of Lost Women [D+]
• Metalstorm [E-]
• Metamorphosis [C+]
• Method [C-]
• Metro [B-]
• Metropia [C-]
• Metropolis [C+]
• Miami Vice [D]
• Middle Men [B-]
• Middlemen [C]
• The Midnight Meat Train [B-]
• Midnight Movie [B-]
• Midnight Run [B-]
• A Mighty Wind [C-]
• Mil Máscaras vs. the Aztec Mummy [C+]
• Millennium Actress [B+]
• Millionaires’ Express [D+]
• Mimic 2 [C+]
• Mimic 3: Sentinel [E+]
• Minority Report [B+]
• The Minus Man [C-]
• Mirrors [C]
• Les Misérables [C-]
• The Missing [B]
• The Mission [B-]
• Mission: Impossible 2 *
• Mission: Impossible III [C+]
• Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol [B]
• Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation [B]
• The Mist [B+]
• Mixed Blood
• Mob Sister [D]
• Mobsters’ Confessions [C]
• Model From Hell [F]
• Modern Problems [D-]
• Modern Vampires [B-]
• The Moment [C]
• Mommie Dearest [C]
• The Money Pit [D+]
• Mongkok Story [B]
• Mongolitos
• Monkey Shines
• The Monkey’s Paw [B]
• Mononoke Hime
• Monster [6/10]
• Monster Brawl [C-]
• The Monster Maker [D-]
• The Monster of Mangatiti [C]
• Monsters [C+]
• Monsters: Dark Continent [C+]
• Monsters Inc. [A+]
• Monsters University [C+]
• Monsters vs. Aliens [B]
• Montage [B]
• Monty Python
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail [A-]
  • Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life [B]
  • Monty Python’s Life of Brian [C+]
• Moonraker
• Mortal Passions [7/10]
• The Most Dangerous Woman Alive [7/10]
• Mother of Tears [C]
• The Mothman Prophecies [B]
• The Mothra Chronicles *
  • Mothra [B-]
  • Mothra vs. Godzilla [C-]
  • Godzilla vs. Mothra: The Battle For Earth [B+]
  • Rebirth of Mothra [B-]
  • Rebirth of Mothra II [D]
  • Rebirth of Mothra III [C+]
  • Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack [C-]
• Mouse Hunt [C+]
• Mountaintop Motel Massacre [5/10]
• The Movie Hero [C+]
• Mr. Art Critic [C-]
• Mr. Brooks [B-]
• Mr. Frost [C]
• Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium [C]
• Mr. Nice Guy [B-]
• Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle [D]
• Ms. 45 [A+]
• Ms. Stiletto [C]
• Mulan
• Mulholland Drive [C+]
• Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker! [D]
• Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape! [C-]
• The Mummy (Fisher) [C+]
• The Mummy (Sommers) *
• The Mummy Returns [C]
• The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor [B]
• The Mummy’s Shroud [D+]
• Munich [D]
• Murder-Set-Pieces [C]
• Musa: the Warrior [B]
• Mustang Sally’s Horror House [E+]
• Mutants [C+]
• Mutronics +
• My Best Fiend [B]
• My Big Fat Independent Movie [C]
• My Cousin Vinny [C-]
• My Date With Drew [B+]
• My Fair Lady [A-]
• My Favorite Year [B-]
• My Lucky Stars *
• My Name is Bruce [C-]
• My Neighbour Totoro + [A+]
• My Neighbour Totoro (re-viewed) [B+]
• My Stepmother is an Alien [C+]
• Myn Bala: Warrior of the Steppe [B-]
• Mystery Men [C-]
• Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie [C]
• Mystic River [B]
• The Mystical Adventures of Billy Owens [D-]

N

• Nadie Conoce a Nadie [B]
• Naked Blood [D+]
• Naked Killer [D+]
• The Naked Prey [C+]
• Naked Tango [B-]
• The Nameless [D+]
• Napoleon Dynamite [B]
• Narc [C+]
• Nate and the Colonel [B-]
• National Lampoon’s Animal House [C]
• National Lampoon’s Favorite Deadly Sins [B-]
• National Treasure [D]
• The Natural *
• Natural Born Killers [B+]
• Avalanche [C+]
• Nature’s Grave [B-]
• Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind + [A]
• Near Dark [C+]
• Near Dark [C+]
• Necropolis [C]
• Negative Happy Chainsaw Edge [C]
• Neighbor [C-]
• Nekromantik
• Nekromantik 2 [B+]
• Nemo [D]
• Never Been Thawed [B]
• Never Say Never Again
• The New Girlfriend [C]
• New Rose Hotel [D]
• New Tenant [C+]
• Newsmakers [C+]
• Nick of Time
• Night at the Museum [C+]
• Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian [C-]
• Night Life
• Night of the Chupacabra [C]
• Night of the Demon [B-]
• Night of the Lepus [D+]
• Night of the Living Dead (Romero) [B-]
• Night of the Living Dead (Savini) [7/10]
• Night of the Living Dead 3D [C-]
• Night of the Living Dead 3D: Reanimation [C]
• Night of the Living Dead: Reanimated [B-]
• Night of the Sharks [D]
• Night on Earth [B]
• Night Sun
• Night Watch [B]
• Nightbreed +
• The Nightmare Before Christmas [A-]
• Nightmare [C]
• Nightmare City [5/10]
• Nightmare on Elm Street 1, 2, 3 & 4
• Nightmare on Elm Street 5
• Nightmare Man [B]
• Nightwatch [B+]
• Nightwatch (Bornedal) [B]
• Nikita [7/10]
• 9 [C]
• 9 Deaths of the Ninja *
• The 9/11 Commission Report [B-]
• Nine Lives [E]
• Nine Queens [B+]
• 9 Souls [B-]
• 1942 [C]
• 1968 Tunnel Rats [C]
• 90 Miles *
• 95ers: Time Runners [C-]
• Ninja Vampire Busters [8/10]
• The Ninth Gate [B-]
• No Contest
• No Escape [C]
• No Country for Old Men [B] *
• No One Lives [C+] *
• No Right Turn [D] *
• Noce Blanche [E]
• Noise [B-]
• Non Ho Sonno [C]
• Noon Blue Apples [B+]
• Northmen: A Viking Saga [D+]
• Not of this Earth [B]
• Notes on a Scandal [B+]
• Nothing [B-]
• Nothing but the Night [D+]
• Nowhere [D-]
• Nowhere to Hide [C]
• The Number 23 [C-]
• Nuns on the Run [6/10]
• Nympha [D-]
• A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell

O

• O Brother, Where Art Thou [B]
• An Obsession [C]
• Ocean Park [B]
• October Gale [D]
• Octopussy
• Oculus [C+]
• Off the Beaten Path [C+]
• Office Space [B+]
• The Old Dark House [B]
• Old Man [C-]
• Oldboy [B-]
• Oleanna [C]
• Olympus has Fallen [C+]
• The Omega Code *
• The Omega Code 2: Megiddo [B-]
• Omega Doom [E+]
• The Omen [C+]
• On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
• Once a Thief [E+]
• Once Upon a Time in China [A]
• Once Upon a Time in China 2 [D+]
• Once Upon a Time in China 3 [D-]
• Once Upon a Time in China and America
• Once Upon a Time in Mexico [B-]
• Once Upon a Time in Triad Society
• The One [D+]
• One Day in September [B-]
• One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest [B-]
• One Missed Call [Miike] [C]
• One Missed Call [Vallette] [D+]
• One Night in Mongkok [B+]
• One Night Stand [B]
• One of Them [D-]
• One Take Only [C]
• One Way Out [C+]
• One-Eyed Monster [D]
• Ong Bak [C+]
• Ong Bak 2 + 3 [C+/C-]
• Onibaba [D]
• Open Water [B]
• Open Your Eyes [B]
• Operation: Endgame [B-]
• Opfergang [B]
• The Opportunists [C]
• The Order [C+]
• Organized Crime & Triad Bureau [C]
• Orgazmo [D-]
• Orgy of the Dead [9 or 2/10]
• The Orphanage [C+]
• Orphee [B+]
• Osaka Tough Guys [B]
• Osombie [C]
• OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies [C+]
• The Osterman Weekend [B-]
• The Other Conquest [B-]
• The Other Guys [B-]
• Ouija Board [B-]
• Outcast [B-]
• Outpost [B-]
• Outlaw Brothers [B]
• Outlaw Brothers — re-viewed
• Outlaw: The Saga of Gisli [C-]
• Outrage [B-]
• Oz the Great and Powerful [C+]

P

• P [C]
• Pacific Heights [C-]
• Pacific Rim [B]
• Paganini
• Page Eight [B]
• The Page Turner [B-]
• The Painted Veil [B-]
• Pan’s Labyrinth [B-]
• Pandemic [C]
• Pandorum [C+]
• Panic Room [C]
• Panther Squad *
• Pantyhose Hero [7/10]
• Paperhouse
• Para Elisa
• Paradise *
• Paranoia 1.0 *
• Paranoiac [C+]
• Paranormal Activity [B]
• Paranormal Activity 2 [D+]
• Parasite [6/10]
• Parasite Eve [D+]
• Parents
• Passion Flower Hotel [B+]
• Passion Flower Hotel [Incredibly Bad Film Show remix]
• The Passion of Darkly Noon [C+]
• The Passion of the Christ [C]
• The Path of Evil [C-]
• Patricia [C+]
• Patriot Games [C+]
• Patty Hearst
• Paul [C+]
• Paycheck [C]
• Pee-wee’s Big Adventure [B]
• Pee-wee’s Big Holiday [C+]
• Penetration Angst [C+]
• Penguins of Madagascar [C+]
• Penn and Teller Get Killed [B]
• The People Under the Stairs [B]
• Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief [D]
• Perfect Creature [C]
• The Perfect Crime [B-]
• A Perfect Getaway [B-]
• Perth [B-]
• Pet Semetary [C+]
• Phantom Empire
• The Phantom of the Opera (Argento) [C-]
• The Phantom of the Opera (Fisher) [C+]
• The Phantom of the Opera (Schumacher) [B]
• Phantom: The Submarine [B+]
• Phantoms [B-]
• Phase 7 [C-]
• Phenomena [C-]
• The Philadelphia Experiment [C]
• Phoenix [B]
• Phoenix Fear Film Festival 3: The Shorts *
• The Phoenix Lights Documentary [C-]
• The Phoenix Incident [C-]
• Phone Booth [B]
• Pi [B-]
• Pick-Up [C-]
• Pierrepoint [B]
• The Pink Angels [E]
• Pink Flamingos [5/10]
• Piranha 3D [C+]
• Piranha 3DD [B-]
• Pirates [C+]
• Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge [C]
• Pirates of the Caribbean [B-]
• Pistoleros [B-]
• Pitch Black [C+]
• Plague [C-]
• Plague of the Zombies [C+]
• The Planet [C]
• Planet of the Female Invaders [C]
• Planet 51 [C]
• Planet of the Apes [C]
• Playing By Heart [C]
• The Pledge [D]
• Plump Fiction [C-]
• Point Blank [B]
• Point Break [B+]
• Poison for the Fairies [C]
• Poison Ivy: The New Seduction [C+]
• Police Force: An Inside Story [C+]
• Poltergeist [B-]
• Polyester [7/10]
• The Pom Pom Girls [D]
• Pom Wonderful Presents… The Greatest Movie Ever Sold [C+]
• Pompeii [C+]
• Pontypool [C-]
• Ponyo [B-]
• Popatopolis [B]
• Population 2 [D-]
• Las Poquianchis [C+]
• Porco Rosso + [B]
• Poseidon [C-]
• The Poseidon Explosion [C+]
• Possession [C+]
• The Possession of Nurse Sherri [C-]
• Postal [D]
• Pray TV [3/10]
• Precious Find [D-]
• Predator [B]
• Predator 2 [8/10]
• Predators [D+]
• Predestination [B]
• Premonition [Tsuruta] [C]
• Premonition [Yapo] [D]
• Premonition [Yoshioka] [C+]
• President’s Day [D]
• The Presidio [D]
• The Prestige [B]
• Pretty Baby [7/10]
• Pretty Body
• The Prime Gig [C+]
• The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie [B-]
• Princess [B+]
• Princess Caraboo [B+]
• The Princess and the Warrior [B-]
• Princess Warrior [C-]
• Prison on Fire 2 [C]
• Prison Stories [B-]
• Prison-a-Go-Go! [C-]
• Private Parts [C+]
• The Prize Fighter [C-]
• Prizzi’s Honor [C]
• Pro Wrestlers vs. Zombies [C-]
• The Producers [C+]
• Progeny [C+]
• Project X [C]
• Prometheus [B-]
• The Prophecy [B-]
• La Proie [B-]
• Project S [D]
• Psych-Out [8/10]
• Psycho [B]
• Psycho II [C]
• Psycho III [C+]
• Psychomania [B-]
• P2 [C-]
• Punchline [C]
• The Punisher (Goldblatt) [B-]
• The Punisher (Hensleigh) [C+]
• Punk James [C+]
• The Puppet Masters [D-]
• The Purge: Anarchy [C+]
• Purple Storm [B+]
• Pushing Tin [D+]
• PVC-1 [C+]

Q

• Quantum of Solace [C-]
• Quarantine [C]
• Quatermass and the Pit [B+]
• The Quatermass Experiment [C]
• The Queen [B+]
• Queen of Lost Island [F]
• Queen’s High + [B-]
• Quick [C+]
• The Quick and the Dead
• Quills [C+]

R

• Rabid Grannies
• Raging Sharks [C]
• The Raid: Redemption [B+]
• The Raid 2: Berandal [C+]
• El Raider [C+]
• The Railway Children (Jeffries) [A+]
• The Railway Children (Morshead) [B-]
• Rainy Dog [C]
• Raising Arizona [B]
• Rambo [C]
• Rammbock: Berlin Undead [B-]
• Rampage [B]
• Ransom [C-]
• Raped by an Angel [D-]
• Rapid Fear [D+]
• Rapt [C+]
• The Rapture [B-]
• Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale [C]
• Ravenhawk
• Raw Force [C]
• Raw Justice
• Ray [B-]
• The Razor
• Razor Blade Smile [D-]
• Re-Animator [A]
• Ready to Rumble [C]
• The Real McCoy [D-]
• Rebirth of Mothra [B-]
• Rebirth of Mothra II [D]
• Rebirth of Mothra III [C+]
• Rebound [B-]
• Rec 3: Genesis [B]
• Rec 4: Apocalypse [C]
• The Record [D+]
• RED [B]
• RED 2 [C]
• Red Cliff [C]
• Red Dawn (Bradley) [C-]
• Red Dawn (Milius) [C]
• Red Dragon [D]
• Red Kingdom Rising [B-]
• Red Lights [D]
• Red Mercury [C+]
• Red Riding *
  • Red Riding: 1974 [B-]
  • Red Riding: 1980 [C]
  • Red Riding: 1983 [C]
• Red Riding Hood [B]
• Red Road [B]
• Red Sands [C+]
• Red Siren [C]
• The Red Shoes [C]
• Red State [B]
• Red Velvet [C+]
• Red Wolf [B-]
• Redbelt [B-]
• Reform School Girls
• The Reincarnation of Isabel [D-]
• Reign of Fire [B-]
• The Relic
• Remains [C+]
• Remarkable Power [B-]
• The Replacement Killers [C+]
• Repo! The Genetic Opera [B-]
• Repo Chick [D-]
• Repo Man [B-]
• Repo Men [C]
• The Reptile [C+]
• Requiem for a Dream [B-]
• Rescue Dawn [C+]
• Rescue Force [C]
• Reservoir Dogs [C+]
• Resident Evil [C]
• Resistance [C]
• Restrepo [B]
• Retroactive [B]
• The Return of Captain Invincible [C-]
• Return of the Barbarian Women
• Return of the Deadly Blade [C-]
• Return of the God of Gamblers
• Return of the Living Dead [B-]
• Return to House on Haunted Hill [D+]
• The Returner [A-]
• Revamped [B-]
• Revelation [C-]
• The Revenant [B]
• Revenge [B-]
• The Revenge of Frankenstein [B-]
• Revenge of the Teenage Vixens From Outer Space
• Revenge of the Virgins [C+]
• Revolution #9 [B+]
• Revolver [D]
• El Rey de la Montana [King of the Hill] [B]
• Ricochet [C+]
• Riddick [B-]
• Ride Sweet, Die Slow [F]
• Righteous Kill [D]
• Ring [D+]
• The Ring [B+]
• Ring 2 [D]
• The Ring Virus [C-]
• Ringmaster [D]
• Rise of the Planet of the Apes [B]
• Rise of the Zombies [C-]
• The River: Legend of Llorona [D]
• River’s Edge [3/10]
• Road Trip [D]
• Roaring Dragon, Bluffing Tiger [D]
• Rob Roy [B-]
• Robocop (Verhoeven) [B+]
• Robocop (Padilha) [C+]
• Robocop 2 [9/10]
• Robot Jox [3/10]
• Robot Overlords [C+]
• The Rock
• The Rocketeer [D-]
• Rocknrolla [C]
• Rockula [C+]
• Rocky [C-]
• Rodan [C-]
• Roger and Me [A]
• Roger Dodger [B]
• Rogue [C]
• Rogue Trader [B]
• Rollerball [Jewison] [B]
• Rollerball [McTiernan] [D-]
• Roller Blade
• Roman’s Bride [B-]
• Romeo Must Die *
• Romper Stomper [C]
• Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion [B-]
• Ronin [D]
• Room of Death [C+]
• Room 33 [D+]
• Rosemary’s Baby [B-]
• Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead [C]
• Rounders [B]
• Royal Tramp [D+]
• Royal Warriors + [C+]
• Rudo y Cursi [B-]
• The Ruins [B-]
• Run Lola Run [A]
• Rush Hour [C]
• Rush Hour 2 [D-]

S

• Sabu [B-]
• Sacred Flesh [D-]
• Safehouse [C+]
• Salem’s Lot [C, B-]
• Salo – 120 Days of Sodom
• Salome’s Last Dance [8/10]
• Salute of the Jugger
• The Salvation [B]
• Sam’s Lake [C-]
• Sanctuary [C+]
• Sanctum [C]
• Sangre Eterna [C-]
• Santa Sangre [C+]
• Santa’s Slay [B-]
• Santo y Blue Demon Contra Dracula y el Hombre Lobo [D]
• Santo y Blue Demon Contra el Dr. Frankenstein [C+]
• El Santos vs. La Tetona Mendoza [C+]
• The Saragossa Manuscript [B]
• Sarah Palin: You Betcha! [B-]
• Sarkar [B]
• Satan’s Bed [D-]
• Satan’s Cheerleaders [D]
• The Satanic Rites of Dracula [B-]
• Saturday Night Fever [B-]
• Savage Man Savage Beast [C+]
• Saving Private Ryan [B+]
• Saviour of the Soul [B+]
• Saw [B-]
• Saw II [C-]
• Scare Their Pants Off [D-]
• Scarecrows [3/10]
• Scared to Death [D-]
• Scarface [B]
• Scarred [C+]
• Scars of Dracula [C-]
• Scary Movie *
• Scary Movie 2 [D-]
• The Scorpion King [C]
• Scott Pilgrim vs. the World [D+]
• The Scout [D-]
• Scream 2 [C]
• Scream 3 [D]
• Scream Bloody Murder [C+]
• Scream of Stone [C]
• Scream of the Demon Lover [C+]
• Scream of the Wolf [C]
• The Screaming Skull [C-]
• Scum of the Earth
• Seafood [B-]
• Sea Wolves [C]
• Seabiscuit [D]
• The Second Front [C+]
• The Secret Lives of Dentists [C+]
• Secrets of the Clown [D]
• Second Name [B-]
• The Sect [D-]
• Sector 7 [B-]
• Secuestrado [C+]
• See No Evil [C]
• Seed [C]
• Seed 2: The New Breed [D-]
• Senseless [B-]
• The Sentinel [B-]
• A Serbian Film [C]
• Serenity [C]
• Series 7: The Contenders [B-]
• Le Serpent [B-]
• Session 9 [B-]
• The Seven-per-cent Solution
• The Seventh Curse [C+]
• Severance [B-]
• The Severed Arm [D-]
• Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll [B-]
• Sex and Zen II
• Sex Androide [2-10/10]
• Sex, Lies and Video Violence [B-]
• sex, lies and videotape [8/10]
• Sex Madness [5/10]
• Sex: The Annabel Chong Story [D-]
• Sexy Beast [B]
• Shades [B]
• Shadow Hunters [B]
• Shadow of the Vampire *
• The Shadow Within [B-]
• Shadowboxer [C]
• Shaft (Singleton) *
• The Shaft [C-]
• Shafted [D+]
• Shanghai Knights [B-]
• Shanghai Noon [D]
• Shaolin Soccer [B+]
• Shaolin Temple [C]
• Shapeshifter [C-]
• Sharkansaw Women’s Prison Massacre [C+]
• Sharknado [C]
• Sharknado 2: The Second One [B-]
• Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No [C]
• Sharktopus + Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda [B-/C-]
• Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf [B-]
• Shatter Dead [D+]
• Shattered Image [B]
• Shaun of the Dead [A+]
• The Shawshank Redemption [B+]
• She Killed in Ecstasy [D]
• She Shoots Straight
• She-Creature [D]
• Sheitan [B-]
• Shellter [B]
• Sherlock Holmes (Goldenberg) [D]
• Sherlock Holmes (Ritchie) [C+]
• Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows [C+]
• Shinjuku Triad Society [B]
• Shiri [B-]
• Shiver [B]
• Shivers [C+]
• Shock Treatment [E]
• Shock Waves [C]
• Shogun Assassin [B+]
• Sholay [B]
• Shoot ‘Em Up [B+]
• Shoot My Darlin’ [D-]
• Shootout at Lokhandwala [B-]
• A Short Film About Killing [9/10]
• Showdown in Little Tokyo [C+]
• Shower of Blood [D+]
• Showgirls [B+]
• Showgirls 2: Penny’s From Heaven [C+]
• Shrek [E+]
• Shrek 2 [B]
• Shrek the Third [C]
• Shriek [E+]
• The Shunned House [C+]
• Shutter [B-]
• The Sicilian Clan [B]
• The Sicilian Girl [B-]
• Sick Girl [A-]
• Sideshow [C-]
• The Siege [B-]
• Signs [B]
• The Silence [C+]
• The Silencers
• Silent Light [C+]
• Silent Night, Bloody Night [D-]
• Silk [B]
• Silver Bullet [C]
• A Simple Plan [B+]
• The Simpsons Movie [C]
• Sin City [B+]
• Sin City: A Dame to Kill For [C+]
• Sindrome [C]
• Singh is Bliing [C+]
• Singh is Kinng [B]
• Single Room Furnished [C-]
• Single White Female [C]
• Sint [B]
• The Sister in Law [D+]
• The Sisterhood of Night [C]
• Sisters [B]
• Sisters of Death [D+]
• Sisters of Satan [C]
• Six Days in Roswell [C]
• Six: The Mark Unleashed [C+]
• Six-String Samurai [B]
• The 6th Day [C-]
• The Sixth Sense [B-]
• Skeleton Man [D]
• Skew [B-]
• Skin of Man, Heart of Beast [E+]
• Skull & Bones [C-]
• The Skulls [C]
• Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow [C]
• Skyfall [B+]
• Skyline [C+]
• Skyline Cruisers [B-]
• Slammed [C]
• Slap Shot [B]
• Slasher — see Blood Cult
• Slashers [C+]
• Slaughter Night [C-]
• Slave of the Cannibal God [D]
• Sleep Disorder [D]
• Sleepless Nights [D-]
• Sleepwalkers [C+]
• Sleepy Hollow [C+]
• Slipstream [B-]
• Slither [C+]
• Slumdog Millionaire [B-]
• Small Soldiers [B]
• Smokin’ Aces [D]
• Snake Eyes [D+]
• The Snake People [D+]
• Snakes on a Plane [B]
• Snakes on a Train [B-]
• Snatch [B+]
• The Snow Queen [D-]
• Snowpiercer [B-]
• The Snowtown Murders [C+]
• Snuff 102 [B-]
• Snuff-Movie [B-]
• So Evil, So Young [B-]
• The Social Network [B-]
• Society
• Soldier of Orange [B]
• Something Weird
• The Somnambulists [D]
• Son of Rambow [B]
• The Sorceror and the White Snake [C+]
• Sore Losers [B-]
• SOS Conspiracion Bikini [C]
• Sound of Noise [B]
• Source Code [C+]
• Space Jam [B]
• The Spanish Judges [C+]
• The Spanish Prisoner [B+]
• Spartan [C+]
• Spawn [C+]
• Spawn: Series 3 [B+]
• Special Effects [9/10]
• Special Forces [B]
• Special ID [C+]
• Species [C-]
• Species II [B+]
• Spectre [C-]
• Spider [C+]
• The Spider [B-]
• Spider Baby [C]
• Spider-man [B-]
• Spider-man 2 [B-]
• Spiker [C]
• The Spirit [C]
• Spirit Trap [D]
• Spirited Away [B+]
• Splice [C-]
• Splintered [D+]
• Split Second [B+]
• Spoiler [C+]
• Spooks Run Wild [C]
• Spooks: The Greater Good [B]
• Spores [D+]
• Spy Game [C-]
• The Spy Kids series
  • Spy Kids [B]
  • Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over [B]
  • Spy Kids: All The Time In The World [B-]
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• The Squad [C]
• SS Experiment Camp [1/10]
• Sssssss [D]
• Stage Fright [7/10]
• Stake Land [C+]
• Standing on Fishes [B]
• The Star [C-]
• The Star Trek series
  • Star Trek: The Motion Picture [C-]
  • Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan [B]
  • Star Trek III: The Search for Spock [C-]
  • Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home [B-]
  • Star Trek V: The Final Frontier [D-]
  • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country [B]
  • Star Trek: Generations [C-]
  • Star Trek: First Contact [C+]
  • Star Trek: Insurrection [C]
  • Star Trek: Nemesis [C]
  • Star Trek (Abrams) [B+]
  • Star Trek Into Darkness [A-]
• Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones [B-]
• Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning [B-]
• Stargate [C-]
• Starman [C+]
• Starship Troopers [A-]
• Starship Troopers 2 [C]
• State and Main [B-]
• State of Play [B-]
• Stealing Heaven [B-]
• The Stepfather II
• The Stepmother [C]
• The Sting [B]
• Stir of Echoes [D+]
• Stoic [C+]
• Stone [B-]
• Stone Age Warriors [C+]
• Storm Riders [D-]
• Stormforce [C+]
• The Story of Ricky *
• The Story of the Weeping Camel *
• Stranded [D+]
• Strange Brew [D]
• Strange Days
• The Strangeness
• Stranger than Fiction [C+]
• The Strangers (Bertino) [B-]
• The Strangers (Ivanov) [D-]
• The Stranglers of Bombay [D+]
• Street Trash
• A Streetcar Named Desire [B-]
• Streeters [B]
• The Streetwalker
• Strigoi [D+]
• Strike of the Tortured Angels [B-]
• Stripped to Kill [5/10]
• Strippers vs. Werewolves [D]
• Stuart Little [E+]
• Stuck [B+]
• Stuck on You [5/10]
• Study Hell [D]
• Stunts [D]
• Subhuman [B]
• Subject Two [C+]
• Suburban Sasquatch [C+]
• Sudden Death [E]
• Sugar Cookies [C+]
• Sugar Hill [3-6/10]
• Suicide Circle [B]
• Suicide Kings [C-]
• Sukkubus – den Teufel im Leib [C+]
• The Sum of all Fears [B+]
• The Sum of One [D]
• The Summer of Massacre [D]
• Summer’s Moon [C]
• Sundown
• Sunset Heights [B]
• Sunshine [B-]
• Super 8 [C]
• Super Lady Cop
• Superchick [D]
• Supergirl *
• Superheroes [B-]
• Superstar [5/10]
• Supervixens
• Surf Nazis [6/10]
• Surrogates [D]
• Survival of the Dead [B-]
• Survivor [C]
• The Survivor [D]
• Susan’s Plan [C]
• Suspiria [B+]
• Sutures [C+]
• Swallowtail Butterfly
• S.W.A.T. [D]
• The Sweeney [C]
• Sweeney Todd [C+]
• Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street [C-]
• Sweet Insanity [D]
• Swing Vote *
• Swingers [C+]
• Sword of Gideon [B-]
• Sword of Zen [E]
• The Sword Bearer [C]
• Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance [B-]
• Syngenor [D]
• Synthetic Truth [B]
• Syriana [C-]

T

• Tactical Assault [D+]
• Taeter City [C-]
• The Tai-Chi Master [A-]
• Tai Chi 0 [B]
• Tail Lights Fade [C+]
• The Tailor of Panama [B+]
• Take Shelter [C]
• Taken [C+]
• The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (Sargent) [B]
• The Taking of Pelham 123 (Scott) [C]
• Talaash [C-]
• Tale of a Vampire [C-]
• The Tale of Sweeney Todd [C+]
• Talento de Barrio [C+]
• The Tall Guy
• The Tall Man [C+]
• Tamala 2010: A Punk Cat in Space [D+]
• Tank Girl
• Tarzana, the Wild Girl [C-]
• A Taste of Killing and Romance
• Taste the Blood of Dracula [C]
• Tatort: Reifezeugnis [B-]
• Taxi [C-]
• TC 2000
• The Teacher [C+]
• Teaching Mrs. Tingle [C-]
• Team America: World Police [B-]
• Teen Wolf [D-]
• Teenage Catgirls in Heat
• Teknolust [B-]
• Tell No One [B+]
• The Telling [C-]
• Le Temps Retrouve [C-]
• The Ten [C+]
• 10 Dead Men [B-]
• Tenebre [B-]
• The 10th Victim [D+]
• The Terminator [B+]
• The Terminators [D]
• Terminator 2: Judgement Day [B+]
• Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines [B]
• Terminator Salvation [C+]
• Terrified [D-]
• Territories [C+]
• The Terror [C+]
• Terror at Baxter U [D-]
• Terror of Tiny Town [C+]
• Terror on the Menu, a.k.a Terror at the Red Wolf Inn, Terror House
• Terror Toons [B-]
• Tess [A]
• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
• Thale [C]
• Thanatomorphose [C-]
• Thank You for Smoking [C]
• They Saved Hitler’s Brain [D]
• A Thief in the Night [B-]
• The Thief of Baghdad (Berger/Powell/Whelan) [B-]
• The Thief of Baghdad (Lubin/Vailati) [C+]
• Them! [B]
• There’s Something About Mary [C-]
• There’s Something Out There [B]
• They [D]
• They Live
• They Nest — see Creepy Crawlers
• The Thing (Carpenter) [A]
• The Thing (van Heijningen) [C-]
• Thirst [C+]
• The Thirst [B]
• The Thing Below *
• 13 — see City in Panic
• 13 Assassins [B]
• 13 Cold Blooded Eagles [B+]
• 13 Conversations About One Thing [C]
• Thir13en Ghosts [C-]
• The 13th Child [D-]
• The Thirteenth Floor [D+]
• The Thirteenth Warrior [C-]
• 36th Precinct [B+]
• This Film is Not Yet Rated [C]
• This is not a Test [B+]
• Thor [C+]
• Threads [B-]
• Three Can Keep a Secret [B-]
• Three Days of a Blind Girl [B-]
• Three Days of the Condor [C+]
• Three… Extremes [C-]
• Three… Extremes II [C-]
• 300 [B]
• Three Kings [B-]
• Three Men to Kill [B-]
• The Three Musketeers [C+]
• Three Times [C-]
• 3:10 to Yuma (Daves) [B+]
• 3:10 to Yuma (Mangold) [C-]
• 3D Mania – Encounter in the Third Dimension [B]
• The Thrill of a Kill [C-]
• Thunder & Mud *
• Thunderball
• Thunderbirds are Go [D]
• Ticked-off Trannies With Knives [C]
• Ticks [B]
• Tidal Wave (Haeundae) [B-]
• Tiger on the Beat [9/10]
• Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride [C+]
• Time Again [C+]
• Time and Tide [C]
• The Time Machine [C+]
• The Tingler [C+]
• Tiny Toons: How I Spent My Vacation [B]
• The Tit and the Moon [B-]
• Titan A.E. [D-]
• To Be Number One
• To Kill a King [C+]
• To Protect and Serve [C]
• Der Todesengel [F]
• Der Todesking [3-9/10]
• Tokyo Decadence Topaz
• Tokyo 10 + 01 (Tokyo Eleven) [B]
• The Tomb
• Tomb Raider [B-]
• Tombstone [C+]
• Tomcat Angels [E+]
• Tomie [D-]
• Tommy Boy [C+]
• Tomorrow Never Dies
• Tomorrow, When the War Began [B-]
• Tongs [C+]
• Tony Manero [C-]
• Torrents of Spring (Acque di primavera) [7/10]
• Total Recall (Verhoeven) [B]
• Total Recall (Wiseman) [C]
• Touching The Void [B]
• Tough Beauty and the Sloppy Slop [C]
• Towards Darkness [C+]
• The Toxic Avenger, Part II
• The Toxic Avenger, Part III – The Last Temptation of Toxie
• Toy Story [B+]
• Toy Story 2 [B+]
• Toy Story 3 [B]
• Traces of Death *
• Track of the Moon Beast [C] *
• Traffic [B+]
• Trail of a Serial Killer [D-]
• The Trail of the Screaming Forehead [D]
• Trailer Park Boys: The Movie [B-]
• Training Day [C+]
• Traitor [B]
• Transformers [B-]
• The Transporter [B]
• The Transporter 2 [C+]
• Trasharella [C]
• Traveller [C-]
• Treasure Hunt
• Trees [B-]
• The Tremors series
  • Tremors [A]
  • Tremors 2 [C+]
  • Tremors 3: Back to Perfection [C]
  • Tremors 4: The Legend Begins [C-]
  • Tremors 5: Bloodlines [C]
• Triad Election [B-]
• The Trial [C]
• Triangle [B]
• Tricky Brains [B]
• Triggermen [C+]
• Trinity & Beyond: The Atomic Bomb Movie [C+]
• The Trip [2/10]
• Trip With the Teacher [C+][
• Trippin’ [B-]
• Trollhunter [B-]
• Troma’s War
• Tromeo & Juliet [B]
• Trophy Heads [B-]
• Trouble Every Day [D]
• True Nature [B-]
• True Romance [B+]
• True Stories [C-]
• Tube [C+]
• Tucker and Dale vs Evil [C-]
• The Tunnel [C+]
• The Truth About Demons – see The Irrefutable Truth About Demons*
• Turkish Delight + [C+]
• Turn [C]
• The Tuxedo [B]
• 12 Monkeys [C-]
• 12 Rounds [C]
• 12 Secundos [C]
• 12:08 East of Bucharest [C+]
• 20 Years After [C-]
• 2012 [D+]
• 24 Hours in London [C]
• 24 Hour Party People [B-]
• The 25th Reich [D-]
• The 27th Day [D]
• 28 Days Later [C]
• 28 Weeks Later [C-]
• Twin Warriors — see The Tai-Chi Master
• The Twilight Saga
  • Twilight [C]
  • New Moon [D+]
  • Eclipse [D]
• Twinkle Twinkle Lucky Stars [D+]
• Twins of Evil [B+]
• Twisted Sisters [C+]
• Two Evil Eyes +
• Two Girl Warriors in Hara-Kiri
• 2000 Maniacs [B-]
• 2001 Maniacs [C+]
• 2009 Lost Memories [C+]
• 2010 [B]
• 2010: Moby Dick [C-]
• Typhoon [D]

U

• The Unbearable Lightness of Being [6-2/10]
• UnCivil Liberties [C]
• Undead [B-]
• Undercover Brother [B]
• The Underground Banker [C-]
• The Undertaker and His Pals [D+]
• Underworld
• Underworld: Rise of the Lycans [B-]
• Undocumented [C+]
• The Uninvited [C+]
• United 93 [B]
• Universal Soldier [C+]
• Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning [C-]
• Unknown [D]
• Unknown World [D]
• Unlawful Entry [C]
• Unrated: The Movie [C]
• The Untold Story [B-]
• Up [B+]
• Up for Grabs [B+]
• Urban Explorers [C-]
• Urban Ghost Story [C-]
• Urban Legends: Final Cut [D+]

V

• V for Vendetta [C+]
• V.I.Warshawski [B+]
• Valentina’s Tango [B-]
• Valentine [E]
• Valerie and Her Week of Wonders [6/10]
• Valhalla Rising [D]
• Valmont [C+]
• Vampire Circus [C+]
• The Vampire Happening [C-]
• Vampire Hunter D [C+]
• Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust [B]
• Vampire Journals
• Vampire vs. Vampire [B]
• Vampire Wars — see Bloodsuckers
• Vampirella [E+]
• Vampires [C]
• Vampires Suck [C+]
• Vampires vs Zombies [D-]
• Vampires: The Turning [C]
• Vamps: Deadly Dreamgirls [C-]
• Vamps 2: Blood Sisters [C-]
• Vampyres [D+]
• Van Helsing [C]
• Van Nuys Blvd. [C+]
• Vanessa *
• VANish [C+]
• The Vanishing [6/10]
• Vanishing on 7th Street [D-]
• Vantage Point [B]
• The Vault [C-]
• Vengeance [B]
• The Vengeance of She [E+]
• The Verdict (Het Vonnis) [B-]
• Versus [A-]
• Vertical Limit [B-]
• Vice [B+]
• The Victim (Arayangkoon) [B-]
• The Victim (Hung) [B]
• Victoria [B-]
• Video Diary of a Lost Girl [C-]
• A View to a Kill
• Vigilante (Aaron) [C]
• Vigilante (Lustig) [C+]
• Vile [D+]
• Villa Captive [D]
• The Village [D]
• The Vineyard
• Vinyl Dolls [C-]
• The Violent Kind [B]
• Viper [C]
• The Virgin Murders [D-]
• The Virgin Suicides [D+]
• Virtual Combat [C-]
• Virtual Nightmare [C+]
• Virtuosity [C-]
• Virus Undead [C+]
• Visioneers [D-]
• Vixen
• The Void [E+]
• Volcano [E]
• Volcano High [C]
• Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women [C+]
• Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet [D-]

W

• Waco: The Rules of Engagement [B]
• Wake of Death [D]
• Wake Wood [C]
• Wakko’s Wish [B-]
• The Walking Deceased [C]
• The Wall [B]
• WALL-E [B+]
• Wanted: Dead or Alive [C]
• War [C+]
• War of the Worlds (Latt) [B-]
• War of the Worlds (Spielberg) [B]
• Warlock [B+]
• Warlock: The Armageddon + Warlock III: The End of Innocence [C+, C]
• Warrior Queen
• Warriors of Terra [D]
• Wasabi [C+]
• The Wasp Woman [D]
• Watch Me [B-]
• Watchmen [B-]
• Waterworld [E+]
• Watership Down [B-]
• The Wave (Gansel) [C]
• The Wave (Uthaug) [B]
• Wax Mask
• Way of the Gun [C+]
• Wedlock [C]
• Weekend with the Babysitter [D+]
• Welcome [C+]
• Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael [D-]
• Welcome to Collinwood [C+]
• Wendigo [C+]
• Werewolf Hunter: the Legend of Romasanta [D-]
• The Werewolf vs. the Vampire Woman [D]
• What’s Up, Tiger Lily? [C]
• What We Do in the Shadows [B-]
• Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? [B]
• Wheels on Meals [C+]
• When A Killer Calls [C+]
• When Harry Met Sally [3/10]
• When Strangers Appear [C+]
• When the Whales Came [B-]
• When Time Expires [C]
• Where Truth Lies [E]
• The Whistler [C+]
• White Noise [D+]
• Whiteout [C-]
• Who am I? [B+]
• Who Framed Roger Rabbit [B]
• Who Killed Captain Alex? [B]
• The Whole Nine Yards [B]
• Wicked City (live-action) +
• Wicked City (anime) +
• Wicked City (anime) – reviewed [B]
• The Wicker Man (Hardy) [B+]
• The Wicker Man (LaBute) [D+]
• The Wicker Tree [C-]
• The Wicksboro Incident [D]
• Wild at Heart [8/10]
• Wild Life [D]
• Wild Things [B+]
• Wild Zero [D+]
• Wilderness [B]
• Willard [C-]
• Windtalkers [C-]
• Wing Chun
• Wings of Honneamise [A-]
• The Winslow Boy [B+]
• Winter Sleepers [C+]
• The Witch [6/10]
• Witch’s Sabbath [B-]
• The Witchcraft series
  • Witchcraft
  • Witchcraft II: The Temptress
  • Witchcraft III: The Kiss of Death
  • Witchcraft IV: Virgin Heart
  • Witchcraft V: Dance with the Devil
  • Witchcraft VI: The Devil’s Mistress
  • Witchcraft VII: Judgement Hour
  • Witchcraft VIII: Salem’s Ghost
  • Witchcraft IX: Bitter Flesh
  • Witchcraft X: Mistress of the Craft
  • Witchcraft XI: Sisters in Blood
  • Witchcraft XII: In the Lair of the Serpent
  • Witchcraft XIII: Blood of the Chosen
• Witchcraft Through the Ages [C]
• Witching and Bitching [C]
• With a Friend Like Harry [D+]
• Wither [C+]
• Withnail and I [B]
• Wolf Creek [D-]
• The Wolf of Wall Street [B-]
• The Woman [B-]
• The Woman Hunt [C-]
• The Woman in White [C]
• Women’s Camp 119 [D+]
• Women’s Prison [C+]
• Wonderful Days [C+]
• The Woodland Haunting 2 [C]
• Wormhole Chasers [B-]
• The World is not Enough [D]
• World of the Dead: The Zombie Diaries 2 [D]
• World War Z [B-]
• A World Without Thieves [B-]
• The World’s End [B+]
• The World’s Fastest Indian [B-]
• Would You Rather [C+]
• Wrath of Silence [C]
• The Wrestler (Aronofsky) [B]
• The Wrestler (Westman) [D+]
• The Wrong Turn series [C+ to B]
• Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead [C+]

X

• X the Unknown [B-]
• X2 [D+]
• The X-Files [D-]
• X-Men *
• X-Men Origins: Wolverine [C+]
• X-Treme Fighter [C]
• Xchange [C+]
• Xtro [7/10]
• XXX [D-]

Y

• Yakuza Apocalypse [C-]
• A Yakuza in Love [B]
• Yamakasi [B-]
• YellowHair and the City of Gold
• Yes, Madam + [C+]
• The Yes Men Fix the World [B-]
• Yesterday [D]
• You Got Nothin’ [B-]
• You Kill Me [B]
• You Only Live Twice
• You, the Living [B]
• Young and Dangerous [C]
• The Young and the Dead [D+]
• The Young Master [B+]
• Young Thugs: Innocent Blood [C-]
• Young Thugs: Nostalgia [B]
• Your Friends and Neighbours [C-]

Z

• Zatoichi [B-]
• Zero Charisma [C-]
• Zero Dark Thirty [C+]
• Zero Killed [B]
• Zombeavers [C-]
• Zombex [D]
• Zombie Apocalypse [C]
• Zombie Beach [D]
• Zombie Fight Club [C]
• Zombie Genocide + Wages of Sin [B-]
• Zombie Kill! [C+]
• Zombie Massacre [D+]
• Zombie 90 [7/10]
• Zombie Oasis [1/10]
• Zombie 108 [C]
• Zombie Strippers [B]
• Zombie Town [C+]
• Zombie Women of Satan [D]
• Zombieland [B]
• Zombieworld [C-]
• Zone of the Dead [B-]
• Zulu [C+]

Box Sets

• Bad Brothas – Mean Muthas
  • The Final Comedown
  • Lady Cocoa
  • Mean Johnny Burrows
  • Velvet Smooth [on girlswithguns.org]
• Cult Classics, Collection 2
  • Dementia 13
  • Frozen Alive
  • The Screaming Skull
  • Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter
• Drive-in Cult Classics
  • Best Friends
  • Cindy and Donna
  • Malibu High
  • Pick-Up
  • The Sister-in-Law
  • The Stepmother
  • The Teacher
  • Trip With the Teacher
• Drive-in Cult Classics, Volume 2
  • Bloodlust
  • The Creeping Terror
  • The Devil’s Hand
  • The Hearse
  • The Land of the Minotaur
  • Madmen of Mandoras/They Saved Hitler’s Brain
  • Terrified
• Drive-in Cult Classics, Volume 3
  • The Babysitter
  • Blood Mania
  • Malibu Beach
  • The Pink Angels
  • The Pom Pom Girls
  • Single Room Furnished
  • Van Nuys Blvd.
  • Weekend with the Babysitter
• Flesh Feast
  • I Eat Your Skin
  • Slave of the Cannibal God
  • The Severed Arm
  • The Undertaker and His Pals
• 4 Film Favorites: Draculas
  • Dracula
  • Dracula Has Risen From The Grave
  • Taste the Blood of Dracula
  • Dracula A.D. 1972
• The Hammer Horror Series
  • Brides of Dracula
  • Captain Clegg
  • The Curse of the Werewolf
  • The Evil of Frankenstein
  • Kiss of the Vampire (Sharp)
  • Nightmare
  • Paranoiac
  • The Phantom of the Opera (Fisher)
• Horror Classics, Volume 5
  • Silent Night, Bloody Night
  • Scared to Death
  • Good Against Evil
  • Just Before Dawn
• Horror Classics, Volume 7
  • Christmas Evil
  • The Ghost
  • Night of the Living Dead (Romero)
  • The Snake People
• Horror Classics, Volume 10
  • King of the Zombies
  • Lady Frankenstein
  • The Monster Maker
  • Sisters of Death
• Hostile Hauntings
  • The Shunned House
  • The Woodland Haunting 2
  • The Somnambulists
  • Hellbound: Book of the Dead
  • The River: Legend of Llorona
  • Sleep Disorder
• Hotter Than Hell
  • Sore Losers
  • The Strangers (Ivanov)
  • Witchcraft X: Mistress of the Craft [on girlswithguns.org]
  • Witchcraft XI: Sisters in Blood
• Mental Maniacs
  • Drawing Blood
  • The Crawlspace
  • Before I Die
  • Mayhem Motel
  • High Desert
  • Scream Bloody Murder (a.k.a. “Matthew”)
• The Midnight Horror Collection: Bloody Slashers
  • Room 33
  • Hoboken Hollow
  • Secrets of the Clown
  • Curtains
• Serial Psychos
  • Blood Massacre
  • City in Panic (a.k.a. “13”)
  • Hip Hop Locos
  • Las Vegas Bloodbath
  • I Hate You
  • Blood Cult (a.k.a. “Slasher”)

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