About this site

History

This site is an offshoot from trashcity.org, where I had been writing reviews and other stuff since September 1997. After close to 19 years of hand-coding HTML, I decided it was time to move in the 21st century and switch to something which a) looked a bit more professional, and b) much more importantly, took less effort. The site went live in May 2016. It then took almost nine years for the three thousand-plus old reviews to make their way in. What can I say? I had shit to do. That was finally completed in March 2025, and I decided I should update this page.

Personal stuff: I was born in the North of Scotland, and moved to the SE of England after graduating college. There I discovered the late, lamented Scala Cinema in King’s Cross, which was largely responsible for turning an interest in B-movies into a lifelong obsession. I started my own fanzine, Trash City, in 1989: its archives can now be found at TrashCity.org. That ran for 20-odd physical issues up until it became purely online, when I emigrated to Arizona in 2000. I’ve been here ever since, but am still not used to the heat. I live with my wife, Chris, whose name may crop up in reviews occasionally, and when not watching films can be found cheering on the local baseball team, or playing with our cats. Or sleeping. That works too.

Cinematic manifesto

Goddamn, that sounds pretentious as fuck. But some context for these reviews will probably help. The great thing about being an amateur film-reviewer, is you only have to watch the films you want. I’m doing this for entertainment, not to pay the bills, and that’s inevitably reflected in my output. Therefore, the worst sin any movie can commit in my eyes, is to be boring. There’s never any excuse for that. Give me an interesting story, solidly told, and I could care less about your budget. A good script does not cost $100 million.

Beyond that, I’ll watch just about anything that catches my interest. Particular favorites include horror, action and SF, and we do watch a lot of foreign-language films. Almost regardless of content, stuff just seems cooler when it’s happening with subtitles. We’re quite happy with sex ‘n’ violence – and I speak for both Chris and I there – I knew she was a keeper when a present of Bloodsucking Freaks on VHS was warmly received. There’s a reason my fanzine was called Trash City. I’ve an abiding fondness for many films few admit to love: I can and will mount a sterling and straight-faced defense of Barb Wire. There’s no real logic to my tastes, but I will defend them to my death.

Ratings are on an A+ to F scale. Both will be very rare:, and seem to be getting rarer. My last A+ rating was Shaun of the Dead. It’s possible I may die before I give out another one. [Note: occasional writer here, Phil Brown, hands them out like fucking candy, being not the jaded and cynical bastard I am] Since I tend to watch films I want to see, C+ is likely about average. The great majority will be within the range of B- to D+, because as mentioned, I’m jaded and cynical. It takes a lot to make an impression on me, good or bad. Since you’re wondering, here are the A+ and F films I have personally rated:

A+

F

Contact me

Feel free to email me at [email protected]. Happy to review stuff. It may take a while, and I can’t promise it’ll be a glowing critique. But it will be an honest opinion, and I’ve got a love and tolerance for low-budget movies, so that’ll probably help. If you’re writing to complain about a review, save both of us the time and don’t bother. Or maybe do, since I reserve the right to publish all correspondence received, if I see fit. Especially if I’m amused by it. Emailing me confirms acceptance of this. Of course, if asked politely not to print something, I probably won’t. I’m not a dick.