[5] Ok, so what if the only reaso I
rented this was 'cos Greta Scacchi's in it? Menage a trois between a
weird actor (Coyote), his weird wife (Curtis) and a
weird actress (Scacchi). Not half weird enough - all the interesting
bits, such as Coyote screaming at Greta's belly-button, take place
in the film they're shooting and Miss Scacchi has a nasty tendency
to resemble Kylie Minogue at times, though it must be said she
exhibits severe chameleon tendencies and does a convincing NK
impression too.
4/10