Finders Keepers,
Lovers Weepers

Dir: Russ Meyer
Star: Anne Chapman, Paul Lockwood, Gordon Westcourt, Duncan McLeod

[3] Possibly the most uneven director in trash cinema, Meyer is capable of making superb films, combining wit, action and sex, while also turning out turgid melodramas like this clunker, which has 'dated' written all over it. A plot which combines brothels, robbers and frustrated housewives who want to be go-go dancers might sound promising - however, it takes so long to get going that you'll have lost interest long before the end. The most interesting, and downright implausible, part has a man tied up with rope using a blow-torch to cut himself free...

3/10

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